Showing posts with label Names. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Names. Show all posts

Monday, March 10, 2008

What's In a Name?

I recently overheard a comment about Isaiah 9:6: Someone was complaining that it uses the singular form of the word “name” but then goes on to list five names. Granted it capitalizes the terms, “Wonderful, Counselor, the Mighty God, the Everlasting Father, and the Prince of Peace” but none of those are names. It doesn’t say that they are. It says that “His Name shall be called…” in much the same way that Isaiah also prophesied that His Name would be called “Immanuel.” It doesn’t say, His Name will be, “Wonderful,” or His name will be, “Immanuel.” Of course, I have had people tell me that Mary disobeyed the angel, because she didn’t name her Son, Emmanuel, but, if you read the passage, the angel told her to name her son Jesus, Matthew only reminded us of the prophesy from Isaiah.
Most of us have a name: a reasonably unique combination of a first name (or Christian name—as though non-Christians didn’t have first names), a middle name (or not), and a last name (or surname). Some last names are so common that it makes it hard to come up with a truly unique name, but we do the best that we can. Many of us are called many things other than our name. Being called a title, or a nickname, or even a name other than our given name doesn’t make that title, nickname or name our name. If we don’t like our given name, then we have to go to court to have it changed, and, even then, I suspect that the parents who gave you your name at birth are going to have a hard time calling you by your new name.
Most of us don’t have any trouble calling Jesus the Prince of Peace, we’ve heard that about Him our whole lives, but we generally don’t think that it’s His name. Wonderful is not His name, either (although He is Wonderful), nor is Counselor (although He is the best Counselor). As far as the Mighty God, First Timothy 3:16 tells us that Jesus was God manifest in the flesh. The Everlasting Father? Jesus said Himself in John 10:30, “I and My Father are One.” Notice also that in the two previous verses, Jesus said (in verse 28) that neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand, and, then (in verse 29), that no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand. Isn’t it pretty clear that both verses are talking about the same hand? Both times He is referring to the same thing being in that hand.
Some people get hung up the term Allah, as well. Allah is really just the Arabic word for God, most Muslims don’t think that Allah is God’s name. Many Christian pastors in Arabic countries use the term Allah for God, although I understand that there is a separate word for the Judeo-Christian God in Arabic, which is Yahwah (obviously derived from the Hebrew, Yahweh). It doesn’t make a lot of sense to me, because the Koran teaches that Allah spoke to Abraham (Ibrahim), and that it was Allah who told Mary (Marium—scroll down to 3.47 at the link) that she would bear a Son without benefit of a human father (riddle me this: How can one believe in the virgin birth and not believe in the divinity of Christ? Of course, that isn’t just Muslims, Jehovah’s Witnesses also argue that Jesus was not divine).
My point is that a lot of people get caught up in names versus titles, and try to make things names that aren’t names, or get confused when the Bible refers to the name of, without giving the name, but making it very clear whose name it’s referring to. It isn’t that hard, but we as human beings tend to confuse ourselves.

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Names, Bridges, and Other Oddities

I realize that some parents try to come up with unique names for their children--nobody wants to call, "Hey, John!" at the playground and have forty seven kids come running--but this one has to make me wonder, are you 4real?
By now, everyone has heard about the bridge collapse in Minneapolis, but I wanted to include some links to the news. The Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune, the Chicago Tribune , and the BBC. One of these things is not like the others... Also, Forbes reports that the state of Minnesote is putting the rebuilding project on the fast track-they hope to have it completed by the end of next year.
Al Sharpton has made a very reasonable demand...
A man was fished out of the sea at the Dutch resort of Zandvoort on Tuesday. I haven't figured out what "No Real Than You Are" means (of course, I'm still working on, "All your base are belong to us").
The Washington Times reports that Imam Didmar Faja (one of the Imams involved in a lawsuit against airline passengers who reported 'suspicious activity' by the Imams) has been attacked by someone throwing an 'acid bomb.' Apparently, someone driving by threw a pop-bottle filled with pool cleaner and aluminum foil at the Imam, who was standing outside of the Albanian American Islamic Center of Arizona at the time. They also note that they had no explanation as to why Imam Didmar Faja was standing on the sidewalk at 1:00 AM--three and a half hours before morning prayer. Of course, no one is suggesting anything nefarious about his being there (I can think of a number of reasons why he might have been there: He may have stayed late to finish up some paperwork and was just leaving, he may have had a late prayer, he may have had a meeting with other staff members that just ran really late--to be honest, I don't think that the journalist thought to ask that at the time), but, if the 'acid bomb' was directed specifically at him, how did his attackers know that he would be there? Is this part of his normal routine, or did they just happen to see him there, and happened to have in the car an empty pop-bottle, some pool-cleaning fluid, and aluminum foil, and said, "Hey, there's that trouble-making Imam who filed that lawsuit, let's pour some of this into there and see if we can throw it and splash some on him." I don't know; it sounds like kind of a stretch to me. I suppose it's possible, but I have to think that it was more like a couple of teenagers who had seen too many Mentos in Diet Coke videos on YouTube, and decided to try something similar. They probably set the thing up, but then had a limited amount of time to toss the thing, came around the corner, not expecting anybody to be standing there; probably didn't even notice him until after they threw it... Of course, being involved in the sort of legal action that he is, I can certainly understand his belief that this attack must be linked to the lawsuit. He probably has received threats because of it; there are a lot of crazies around. All in all, it seems like a lot of much ado about nothing, but the police are investigating it as a hate crime. The good news is, no one was hurt in the incident.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Names

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who hangs on the wall?
Art.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who sits in a firepit?
Ash.
What do you call a woman with no arms or legs who sits on a fence?
Barb (of course, it would have to be a wire fence).
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who floats in the water?
Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who spews oil?
Derrick.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who sits in a hole?
Doug.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who sits in the trees?
Forrest.
What do you call a woman with no arms or legs who sits on a wall?
Ivy.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who sits in the trunk (or boot) of a car?
Jack.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who sits in the bathroom all day?
John.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who sits in front of the door?
Matt.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter. He's not going to come.
Okay, enough. I met a man with an unusual name today. Of course, I've met people with some very unusual names in the past. I think the most unusual has got to be a guy whose parents were such huge Star Wars fans that they actually had their last name legally changed to Starcruiser.
One of the things that bugged me about Star Wars was the inconsistency in the pronunciation of the name "Leia." Some of the characters pronounced it, "LAY-a" and some "LEE-a." But she introduced herself (via hologram) near the beginning of the movie. Everyone should have pronounced her name the same way she did. Only Darth Vader might be forgiven for mispronouncing her name, since he might have read her name from a report (we don't know how he learned her name). The bottom line is, that each of the actors was given a script, and memorized the lines, and by the time they started filming, some actors had the name firmly planted one way, some had it set the other way. Not to suggest that Star Wars was the only movie that happened in. Lesson learned? Use common names in movie scripts.