Commenting on the News

Just a few comments on recent news:

Isn't your porn star name supposed to be your pet's name and the name of the street you grew up on? (If I find out somebody's making porn flicks using the name, Tigger Keswick, can I sue them?)

Where's the beef? Who cut the cheese?

So, in Utah, a brown lawn is a crime, but in Georgia, a green lawn is a crime?

You know, there are some things I don't want in my mouth--even if it is a lollypop...

Now, if only we could convince our government that Karaoke bars were a threat to security.

I've been using the wrong public restrooms. In the wrong country.

When do we get the three shells?

D'oh! I missed this movie when I blogged about movies the other day.

When do we get the three shells?

Somebody's seen 'Jurassic Park' too many times...

Does this mean we're going to stop fixing the blame and start fixing the problem?

Speaking of problems...